While the fish-headed waiters shout at each other in an unrecognisable tongue…
Arcimboldo built human portraits out of objects, e.g. his “Water” is a face made entirely of fish, crustaceans, and marine life: not exactly the waiter’s face but vibe-wise close enough!
On the porcelain plate right in front of me lies a slightly charred squirming tentacle of an ancient god, drizzled with saffron aioli.
Twenty rock oysters rest on the mountain of ice right in the middle of our table.
